do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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