Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.