Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.