Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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