just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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