ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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