Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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