I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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