I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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