so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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