do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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