I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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