One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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