I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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