HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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