Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
ok first of all what the fuck
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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