I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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