the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering