Where did you get a picture of my penis
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.