Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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