So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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