weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just cut my nipple shaving
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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