two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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