butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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