I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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