I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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