dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
