he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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