did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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