You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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