Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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