Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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