My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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