Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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