He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Texas is an amazing state and if you haven't lived here then don't comment on it. We are smarter on average then 75 percent of states, and that's WITH the illegals here. Take your unfounded biases and go back to your "perfect" state... O wait...
Haven't you ever heard "don't mess with Texas"?
I am so tired of hearing "don't mess with Texas." I have been to Texas, it is a nice place full of average Americans just like the rest of the country, no better and definitely no worse. But the phrase "don't mess with Texas" is used by the Texas Department of Transportation as part of their anti-littering campaign. It's basically like saying "give a hoot, don't pollute," not "we are so badass." So whenever I hear someone from Texas say that, I c
I can't help but laugh at their expense.
Dude, I've lived in Texas all my life and am perfectly aware of how much it sucks. Whether it's the bipolar weather, the republicans, or the lack of any cultured people at all.
Lmfao. Oil comes from the gulf coast. Most of it does.
but guess who owns the refineries in the Gulf? Texas companies dumbshit
I don't think you can classify all people from one state off the reflection of one person. C'mon now.
Texas is the bomb diggity! Don't hate
you just said bomb diggity lol , u arent supporting you case well with your out of date slang
I love Texas. Born and raised in Plano bitches!
OP, can you tailgate from your "big city" Honda Civic's trunk? You're such a dumbass. If you can't spell tailgate you probably shouldn't participate in one. Come to Texas- we tailgate like the champions we are.
We have the balls we just don't want to it would be stupid and we aren't stupid you dumbass
everythings bigger in tx.. including romo's vagina. SKÖL VIKINGS!
1222 well said. Suck my Texas sized dick bitches!
I'm pretty sure Texas has the hottest girls ;) fuckin yanks.
Go houston texans and go Texas! All other states are simply weak liberal posers who will cry themselves to sleep after we suceed from the union and everyone else realizes we are the backbone of this otherwise screwed up nation.
Everything's bigger in Texas, asses and stomachs, mainly
412 - I think your momma is an example why texans are so dumb.
Jesus was a Texan
Just reading the comments make texans seem retarded. I WISH they would leave the union....don't threaten me with it!
3:53 thank you! I thought I was the only one with the problem.
No we just hate the f*cking cold
God bless Texas(:
I bet every1 in Texas hates u now. Haha unlucky!
Texas sucks. We should pay Mexico to take it back
I resent that. Bitch.
10:40, thank you for having a brain and showing this dumbass that Texas is the superior state (:
Fuck u texans are not dumb. And it's not that cold
they are and it is.
I live in Texas all you haters can suck my Texas sized dick cuz in texas everythings bigger and better.
bitch we could start our own country fuck everyone dont be mad cuz texans will take ur mother out on a date... and not call her back bitches
Everythings bigger. And better in texass.
Fuck y'all I'm from TEXAS
Yea your right 12:00...Texas is more rich and powerfull than the United States of America. Wow texans are even dumber than I thought.
Texans aren't dumb, we're actually intelligent. Besides Texas is the only state who can survive without the US, but it's the US who can' survive without Texas.
11:53 you're probably some fatass who sits at his computer all day
All Texans are basically white Mexicans you dumb pieces of shit
its supposed to be 30's that day
Texas is not dumb thanks slot it's just a stupid steyoype y'all are jealous
Austin, Texas is where it's at. :]
If Texans are so dumb, then why is my grammar better than yours? Figure it the fuck out, asshole.
TEXAS IS THE FUCKING BEST. END OF
STORY. EVERYTHING IS BIGGER AND
BETTER HERE. YOU IGNORANT FUCKS
FROM THE NORTH DONT
KKNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU
this post is dumb
Say what you will about Texas but the BBQ is awesome, the Mexican food rocks, the college and professional football is the best, we INVENTED tailgating, you can own guns, and the girls are fucking hit
The eyes of Texas are upon you
You people r dumb asses
Fuck the other 49 states y'all can all suck the long dick of Texas douchebags
@ 8:19 you take it up the butt and Texas is the best
10:27 your the reason why ppl hate Texas
I do have a clue I've been there I never want to go back and every time I forget why I don't want to go go there I drive to the trailer park a few towns over and that serves as a quik reminder
Texans are far from dumb. Its just a stereotype. Texas has some of the best hospitals and schools around. I'm a Texan and i love it here! Quit hatin! Georgia and Louisiana have the dumbest people! Lol I know I work in a call center lol
First of all, this shit isn't even funny!
Second, you can't base the intelligence of an entire state's population off of ONE person's stupidity! Every state has it's idiots, and you're one of them!
Also, The Dallas Cowboys are going to beat the shit out the fucking Viking YOU CAN COUNT ON IT! Fuck you jealous haters talking shit! Texas is THE BEST!
Don't mess with TEXAS, bitches!!
2:53, you are truly a wise person. My blessings
Ware Spencer and ratliff are going to have a field day on slow, old ass Brett farve. Were gonna lockdown Harvin like we did Jackson and Our defensive line is way 2 good to be ran over by AP. our many weapons on offense will do the rest.
4:09 is a prime example of why people say Texans are ignorant.
If all the oil is from Texas.. Why bother getting it from over seas.. Or Canada.. Since that's what the us does anyways?
First of all I'm from Texas ans Austin is where all the FAGS are...the panhandle of Tecas is where it's at!
Just cuz we can succede doesent mean we Willa dumb asses in Texas everything is bigger and vetter
The vikings and all minnesotans are pussies they play in a god damn dome.
11:50 you're an ignorant fuck
I have a bumper sticker that says secede and has the Texas flag on the back. Can ur state fucking so that? I didn't think so cunt holes
Jared Allen FTW!
Go choke on a dick! Texans are not dumb. So be prepared to have your asses whooped. And Farve better be prepared to get injured.
Bush isn't even from Texas. He was born and raised in Maine. He MOVED here. The whole "cowboy" thing is such an act. He's a Yankee likethe rest of them
Good luck with that
1. Texans are not dumb. 2. All Texans are not like George Bush... but if you're referencing the fact that you believe he is ignoant- fuck you and the democratic horse you rode in on. Our country has gone tohell because of people like you. If you don't like the truth com
That is why we are one of the few debt free states you losers liberal mother fuckers
Texans are too fucking smart and should suceed from the union.. Whoever sent this text I would love to meet u so I could kick your ass.. Go Cowboeys
Texans may be dumb but due to all the horses we ride we're the best in bed. :) Texan cowgirl<3'stheitallianstallion
Suck it yanks
Go back to your inbred trailerpark 7:52
Vikes are going to win. We have the best defensive end in the league. Jared Allen. He's from Texas, but our frigid asses have him now bitches!
Fuck you, Any Texan could kick your dumb Minnesota ass
Damn right. Yanks have small cocks
Haha I love hearing all these texans actually think that their state is equal with if not greater than America. Who the fuck honestly is more proud to be from a single state rather than an entire country
Can your state flag fly at the same height as the American flag? Can your state become it's own nation due to a succession clause?
No? Fuck you then.
You aren't helping Texas, which I've found to have quite a large number of college-age idiots! Sec, not suc. Although, I would understand if you don't like those letters. The SEC laid a whuppin on old Bevo.
Arlington, Texas! It's all about that 817!
I'm not even from Minnesota but if your so offended you really need to chill cuz your just making Texas look even more stupid.. And you already have the title for fatest state.. So atleast your good at something
11:55 you probably get no pussy.
Who's dumber: texans living where it's 55 degrees in January, or Minnesota people where it's "sub 20"? GO COWBOYS!!
Texas has it's collective head up it's ass.
Texans are NOT dumb. We're bad asses.
Can your state become five different states? No Texas is full of good times and hot girls.
Born and raised Texan, and I'm never leaving. Funny how you can call Texans dumb when your post is one long run-on sentence with plenty of misspelled words that barely make sense you stupid yank.
8:45 alot is TWO words. A lot.
You're a cock monger Sally mcgee
We mother fucking bad asses in Texas. Fuck you lil lady..
U Texas SIZED DICKHEADS have a lot of SHIT BETWEEN THE EARS. The COWBOYS won their FIRST PLAYOFF GAME N 13 years n y'all actin like they just won the DAMN SIPERBOWL
Our education system is good as Any Dallas just has some problems hiland park copell and Plano r some of the best in the country
Plano had a huge thing of heroin overdoses a few years back... and the big oxy bust in highland park. But other than that...
Agreed Texans = huge dumbass second Viking are going to destroy the cowgirls... romo blows cock
Look at our universities...rice, ut, a
The only bad thing about Texas is all the beaners
Here. Kick them all out and Texas would be alot better!! White Power!
I lived in Texas for 5 years of my life and I wish I never had. Fucking terrible state, even Wyoming is better
Not all Texans are dumb, but that guy has a bad plan.
Texans are always threatening to secede but never have the balls to do it. I wish those pencil dick texans would secede. The only thing that any of us want from Texas is oil and if they secede we could bomb the shit out of them and take their oil
haha how are you gonna bomb the shit out of us? Texas is home to majority of the US Military. We have the largest active military base here. Also, our economy is better overall than the rest of the states.
And i'm fucking damn proud to be Texan. Bitch we even got a gas station named after us. What does cunt Minnesota have?
A football team that's going kill "y'alls" ass.
Yankees are more dumb
I mean Texans are pretty dumb. Oh, and fuck the Cowgirls.
Oh hey Texans are dumb? Too bad my dad owns two companies and now owns part of the Dallas Stars..
Everyone here is taking themselves too seriously chill the fuck out
Texans are more proud of being Texan than American. Fuck Texas! And fuck you to 7:47 you worthless fuck!
This post is dumb
Those dumb texans are gonna kick the vikes
1245: must have been tough growing up in Plano that's not Texas. That's "my daddy makes a lot fo money from the loss of others and I spend it on coke". Get real kid.
Why good luck? We can do it. It's on the document when we joined the states. We were a country before a state
How is this funny? It's not
-30 below and life goes on like usual while in the south if it gets below 25 degrees everybody freaks out...I'm not to sure Minnesotans are pussies you piece of shit
Viking fans are some of the ugliest people you'll encounter, outside and in
Suck my Texas sized titties op everythings bigger here
All these idiots are another kind example of why Texas should sucede.
ya, I am pretty sure that Texans aren't the idiots. Way to spell secede. At least Texans are polite and not jackasses.
Sucede? Are you speaking Spanish? Or do you mean secede? And you are calling people idiots...
There( mistype )
haha good thing he didnt waste his money and shit on a going to a game they would ultimately lose haha FUCK TEXAS none of you should have even showed um
A majority of Texans are ignorant and I say this because of the people notarized from there are people like George Bush.
The irony of this statement is incredible.
This is not even remotely funny
E to Texas and find me. You'll be greeted with a glorified ass kicking by the entire state.
Fuck you.there are dumb people in Texas,bit there are dumb people everywhere you fuck faces
Cone to Texas,I'd love to prove you wronge bitch
11:45 I hope you do separate it would only be trimming the fat..literally. If that's how texans feel they don't deserve to be American
It's true I'm from Texas and not only can I read and study in our hot weather, but I can do it wearing a ten gallon hat riding on a horse backwards...and naked.
7:57 inbred isnt a problem in Texas thats fkn alabama. and texas is the ONLY state to be its own country before it was a state. so FUCK YOU. and George bush is privy the worst example of a texan to ever be birthed from a crotch.
WTF IS GOING ON WITH APOSTROPHES AND QUOTES!!
Y'all do know that the north would be stuck in the cold without Texas because all of the oil refinerys are here you dumb fucks.... Texas our Texas
Are from Texas
No Ur dum bitch
Fuckin yanks. Texas football is the best. We are the strongest, and have some of the best schools. Come on down and get a Texas sized boot in your ass by some good ol' boys.
Ummmmmmm, 2:12. Check YOUR spelling.
Y'all ain't know what Texas is about. We can seperate from the u.s.a if we want to. We our proud of our flag. Smd
Firsters love fisting!!
Making an asumption based on idiots is just rediculous. I don't really like Texas but we aren't dumb yeah were lazy as fuck but we aren't dumb I live in th7th best city in the us and I live in Texas and we have one of the best school districs in the eus so I (:
Come to Texas you cunts and get your asses shot
Suck my Texas sized dick.
Texas is the devil's taint
People from Minnesota can't even talk they sound like fucking retarded canadians so shut the fuck up
You fuckin people think we ate dumb because of how the pussy states stereotype us.
Hate on Texas all you want, but we are home to countless miss America winners, hot girls, hot weather, great schools, the music Capitol of the world, the biggest state in the US, one of the best economies, and southern hospitality.
That is why we are the only state with a surplus you liberal fucks
Ok first of all it is not fair to judge a whole state by the douche bags who sit here and say "f you suck my dick!" Texas has its fair share of idiots and problems , but what state doesn't? and if you know of a state with NO idiots please let me know but idont think any of you know of aplace where their is no ignorace
Go Texas. Fuck you minnesota
11:38: practice what you preach. Learn how to speak, write and spell. If E.T. can do it I'm sure you can. Reach for the stars....Texas stars!!
Lol get a life texa is a great state no income tad great education and strong values nobody cares what you think we are proud to be Texan and proud to be americans
Yeah guys, "texa" has no income "tad" and real good edumacation. HAHAHA....retard. Fuel for the fire.
Texas is more educated then most states so get your misconceptions out of your head. There are morons in every state. This post I'd dumb.
that's why they lost to alabama :)
F*** you 2:02 Texas is where it's at!!!! You ain't got a clue
Everything about texas summed up in this text lmao
lol. you're going to secede, eh? okay, alright, once you've got the governors and the senate and what have you, you can do that. but right now it's goddamn football. this isn't some wonderful cold war between states... grow up, man. individual territorial pride broke up the greatest empires in history. nice Jon learning.
No Jesus was a Jew
Fuck you I'm TEXAS MADE BABY
If texans are so great than why are all the Texas heroes not from Texas.
no. fuck you.
Roll mother fuckin tide!!!!
Suck my Texas sized duck.
Texans are dumb? You can't spell
Taxans are idiots there schools are teaching 8th graders math that kids in Minnesota learn in 5th grade.. So figure that out and stick it in a pipe and shmoke it
Dallas cowboys <3
George bush is from my hometwob, and he's not ignorant. Obama is a fucking idiot and is RUINING our country. Bush did more for this country than Obama could dream of. Yes. He made mistakes, but he's not screwing up everything including the econoy. I have more common sense than him. And I'm a 16 yr old girl. (:
You realize that the economy was failing BEFORE Obama was inaugurated, right? And that more jobs were lost before he went into office than after? Look up the stats, dear. Regardless of how you feel politically, the President deserves respect.
Texans are hot as fuck so just shut the hell up!!
Fuck you Texas go hard and texans go hard. Don't beleive come n see it cunts
Everything bigger in Texas... Hello failure rate!
born and raised a minnesotan! but im moving down to texas soon so you all better prove the whole "bigger & better" thing you say you got..
Vikings haven't lost a home game yet, so tough shit Cowboys fans. Kiss the shot at the big game buh-bye.
Texans love fat
I'm sorry that you're from some dumbass state like South Dakota
Hell yeah Minnesota!!
Alabama nearly got beat by Texas with a FRESHMAN @ qb. You SEC homers are misinformed when it comes to your schools' prowess. Look at the rosters, every team has Texas all over it. Texas football rules all.
What fucking game where you watching? Nearly got beat? Shit.....
George Bush is perfect example of how dumb you become when you are educated at grade inflating Northeastern schools,
Dnt blame your friends stupidity on a whole state
48 degrees and sunny on Sunday, bangable weather
2:53 is a gentleman and scholar
The game is in Minnesota.
1240.. don't say your not an idiot, say you have the best schools in the nation (MAJOR LIE), then proceed to spell 'ridiculous' wrong. nimrod.
You know that saying don't mess w Texas? Listen to that
I told you all Jared Allen would make things happen. :)
Cowboys got stomped.
You just keep prooving me right some more by showing how stupid Texans can be. Minnesota isnt basically Canada, smart one. So just do yourself a favor and grow up because my mom didn't convieve the whole ignorant state of Texas.
Can a person from the great white north really call anyone from any other state stupid? MN is basically Canada
Austin rocks...the rest of Texas sucks Texas sized dick.
I apologize on behalf of the "Texan" who thinks we're the biggest state. no we're not. duh. but all the other stuff is right. :)
And you used their wrong dumb fuck atleast spell right if you're going to make fun of someone
There's at least 10 different states at any given time threatening to secede. Texas isn't the only state that can, all states have the right. It's in the constitution. Second, I've lived in Tx all my life and never once have I heard any talk of seceding. So you obviously don't know what you're talking about...
1038 just proved what the rest of the country already knows. Texans are fucking idiots. That statement makes no sense. 1040 just proved that they are so stupid they don't even know it.
So long cowboys.. Fuck off texans
@12:46: haha. Have you ever been out of tx you dumb fuck? The only thing that is bigger in tx is the size the ego and Romo's giant vag. Fuck you and your state.
I'd rather be a Yankee than a stupid Texan.
The guy the OP is talking about is dumb
I am not a Texan....but you really shouldn't
assume all of them are dumb. Yeah great Mexican and BBQ. I like the HS Football culture.
Some of the nicest people are from Texas.
Fuck you OP! You are a cunt. You just WISH you were a Texan!
Mouths got a little big there, didn't they buddy