There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
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Dear Men of the world: I have to hear about your boners, shits, masturbatory habits, and all the various things you'd like to stick your dick in. So myself and my fellow women are going to talk about the unfortunate thing we have to suffer through known as menstruation - and you're going to sit there and deal with it.
If you can't deal with that without your penis retracting into itself, you're not man enough to be having sex.
Your immature, it's a part of life, just like your small dick.
Man up! It's human nature.
stop being a wuss, that just happens to women. Part of life. And FWIW, I'm a guy.
You'd probably waste your dick anyway. Your bad night is a humanity win.
Get over it. Some women have a hard time with their period.
wow lame. don't judge the woman's body if you don't know fuck all buddy. it happens and it sucks.
If she said she wasn't feeling well and you asked why, its fair game. Without prior prompting its a bit TMI, but not that big of a deal. Your penis is pussy.
she's better off without you, you fucking pussy. all women are. if you can't get over something as normal as a period, you're not mature enough to fuck another person. please don't procreate. the last thing we need in this world is more ignorant, arrogant fucks like yourself.
Amen 7:17. Besides, if he can mistake his dick for having retracted, is it even visible to the naked eye? My guess would be not. The last time mine was that bad my boyfriend brought me soup and a movie, man the fuck up and take the opportunity to be a nice guy and make her feel better!
Hey, at least she didn't show you.
That whole bleeds for 5-7 days and doesn't die joke has been around a lot longer then south park.
Haha I loveeee you! Your completely right! If u dnt wanna hear about my shit I sure as hell dnt wanna hear about urs! But no worries,,,, we still love you ;)
Hey, at least you know she's not preggo.
7:14 Actually dumbass, I agreed with him but was pointing out the double standard. In all honesty we can't actually make any judgement on this situation because its taken out of context. As is every other text on this site. But you saw that on a thread related to sex, everyone thinks your a feminist bitch out to ruin fun. So either we all start being unjudgemental, or you stop going all Men's rights activists on texts like these.
Your outtie became an innie. How sad.
Literally laughed so hard I woke up someone on another room.
that's not gross, it's true and it happens. it's just unattractive to talk about it.
fucking shut uppppppp. it's a part of life. immature asshole.
Who cares about a period really. But the girl could abe classy and wait a bit and get to know a guy before she gets into period details. Its like peeing in front of someone else.
9:50 South park fail for the lose, it's "Bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."
why is everyone assuming the OP has a small penis because he doesn't like to hear about bodily functions? He probably also doesn't want to hear about people making BM or belch. Assuming all men talk about farting and masturbating 24/7 and therefore he's obligated to hear about her period is quite a stretch. All you know about OP is he'd prefer not to hear about her bodily functions and made a joke about it to a friend. Calm the fuck down.
Yep, 8:00 is right: Men, if you make her feel better when she is sick from her period, you will have earned a lot of points. Perhaps even a fantastic bj once she feels better. At least, that is often what my guy gets. He likes to take care of me now :)
I don't think talking about one bodily function is less unattractive than another 9:42, but obviously you do.
10:17 actually I was getting all human rights activist due to the femi nazi jargen posted throughout the thread.
9:50 South Park reference win!
I wouldn't fuck her with Chastity Bono's new dick
you have a point 7:17. we have to listen to their shit. now they have to listen about what we go through. man up.
Not gonna lie, as a female I know that talking about periods is the quickest way to get rid of a guy so I'm gonna guess she is either the dumbest bitch alive, or really didn't want to fuck you. Just puttin' that out there.
Although I don't mind hearing about the dot. I have to admit, I don't tend to talk about the healthy shit I had earlier with my prior girlfriends. She probably should have just said she wasn't feeling well. So please, keep your body functions to yourself.
So the OP finds period talk unattractive? She was looking for a little sympathy, ya twat.
What are you, 12?
Sorry dude, but thats life....
950, mr. garrison ftw
1028 i love fucking corpses so fuck you.
I assumed women were humans and therefore fit within that realm? Thanks for correcting me 9:24.
That shit was funny!
And hell yah, we have to give BJ's or hand jobs because me feel neglected because we are dealing with back pain, abdomen pain, sickness, bloating, and can't fit into our clothes for 7 days out of a month. So shut the fuck up, deal with it.
Your date must have sucked, because for her to start jabbing away about her period, she was problem trying to get you not to call her again. Just trying to keep herself entertained on such a dead date while grossing you out. Kudos for her!!!
9:26 You're not very well educated on human rights are you? Hell, lets be honest this text isn't about women's rights. Its about the debate of whether or not the OP is a whiney bitch. General consensus is that he is, unless the girl went into graphic detail
Example "Excuse me, I'm feeling sick because of my period/ upset stomach" is acceptable.
"Excuse me, I feel like shit and my pad is getting super heavy with blood/ i have to go take a massive wet smelly dump" are not acceptable.
why does the OP think that we care if her period hurts? Sometimes I put together a big fat turd that hard to push out. I don't go running to my girlfriend telling her that my ass hurts because I had a bad poop
Wow. 6:23. Human rights activism is totally okay, but women's rights aren't? Seriously. Wow.
looking at the thumbs up and down I think that mostly women are responding here. Most respondees are making excuses and are indignant that the guy wasn't all lovey-dovey and feeling sorry for the bleeding bitch
The whole bleeds for 5-7 days and doesn't die joke has been dead a lot longer than South Park has even existed. It's a dried up corpse that people keep walking by and beating.
That happens to me. I don't complain to guys about it, but she did and instead of feeling bad that she has to go through this pain once a month you're mad that she said something that didn't make you horny? Guys are so immature, I agree with whoever said that this is your punishment for talking about your shitting habits.
12:14 are you mentioning other texts on this site because you realize you have no legitimate point? A heads up princess, stuff is always offensive so either grow up and pop a fucking prozac or go to another website.
Fuck you unknown error
well 9:06 apparently if you want sympathy you're allowed to tell her all the details about your poop. It is natural and if she doesn't appreciate it, it must be because she's less of a woman and needs to grow up.
In* not on
12:02 Thank you Mr. Insight. Now go say that on a board where the female is called a whore and desperate bitch because there's implied sex. Fairs fair afterall.
I get fat and the runs while I have my period. Boys form a queue.
all i know is i don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die
7:16: Huzzah! Perfect post for this thread
So gross..why do bitches feel the need to tell others about their periods. Seriously.