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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:17pm

    Dear Men of the world: I have to hear about your boners, shits, masturbatory habits, and all the various things you'd like to stick your dick in. So myself and my fellow women are going to talk about the unfortunate thing we have to suffer through known as menstruation - and you're going to sit there and deal with it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:34pm

    If you can't deal with that without your penis retracting into itself, you're not man enough to be having sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:50pm

    stop being a wuss, that just happens to women. Part of life. And FWIW, I'm a guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:00pm

    Your immature, it's a part of life, just like your small dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:57pm

    Man up! It's human nature.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:11pm

    You'd probably waste your dick anyway. Your bad night is a humanity win.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:08pm

    Get over it. Some women have a hard time with their period.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:14pm

    If she said she wasn't feeling well and you asked why, its fair game. Without prior prompting its a bit TMI, but not that big of a deal. Your penis is pussy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:02pm

    wow lame. don't judge the woman's body if you don't know fuck all buddy. it happens and it sucks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:00pm

    Amen 7:17. Besides, if he can mistake his dick for having retracted, is it even visible to the naked eye? My guess would be not. The last time mine was that bad my boyfriend brought me soup and a movie, man the fuck up and take the opportunity to be a nice guy and make her feel better!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:13am

    she's better off without you, you fucking pussy. all women are. if you can't get over something as normal as a period, you're not mature enough to fuck another person. please don't procreate. the last thing we need in this world is more ignorant, arrogant fucks like yourself.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:14pm

    Hey, at least she didn't show you.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:18pm

    That whole bleeds for 5-7 days and doesn't die joke has been around a lot longer then south park.

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:20am

    Hey, at least you know she's not preggo.

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:12pm

    Your outtie became an innie. How sad.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:17pm

    7:14 Actually dumbass, I agreed with him but was pointing out the double standard. In all honesty we can't actually make any judgement on this situation because its taken out of context. As is every other text on this site. But you saw that on a thread related to sex, everyone thinks your a feminist bitch out to ruin fun. So either we all start being unjudgemental, or you stop going all Men's rights activists on texts like these.

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    Submitted by SharkBandannas on Aug 9, 10 at 1:58am

    Haha I loveeee you! Your completely right! If u dnt wanna hear about my shit I sure as hell dnt wanna hear about urs! But no worries,,,, we still love you ;)

  • 57 41
    Submitted by mascool13 on Sep 15, 10 at 5:59am

    Literally laughed so hard I woke up someone on another room.

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:51pm

    Who cares about a period really. But the girl could abe classy and wait a bit and get to know a guy before she gets into period details. Its like peeing in front of someone else.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:43pm

    you have a point 7:17. we have to listen to their shit. now they have to listen about what we go through. man up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:12pm

    that's not gross, it's true and it happens. it's just unattractive to talk about it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:52pm

    9:50 South park fail for the lose, it's "Bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:02am

    why is everyone assuming the OP has a small penis because he doesn't like to hear about bodily functions? He probably also doesn't want to hear about people making BM or belch. Assuming all men talk about farting and masturbating 24/7 and therefore he's obligated to hear about her period is quite a stretch. All you know about OP is he'd prefer not to hear about her bodily functions and made a joke about it to a friend. Calm the fuck down.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:03pm

    Yep, 8:00 is right: Men, if you make her feel better when she is sick from her period, you will have earned a lot of points. Perhaps even a fantastic bj once she feels better. At least, that is often what my guy gets. He likes to take care of me now :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:26pm

    I assumed women were humans and therefore fit within that realm? Thanks for correcting me 9:24.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:23am

    I don't think talking about one bodily function is less unattractive than another 9:42, but obviously you do. 10:17 actually I was getting all human rights activist due to the femi nazi jargen posted throughout the thread.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:43am

    950, mr. garrison ftw 1028 i love fucking corpses so fuck you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:14pm

    12:14 are you mentioning other texts on this site because you realize you have no legitimate point? A heads up princess, stuff is always offensive so either grow up and pop a fucking prozac or go to another website.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:33pm

    fucking shut uppppppp. it's a part of life. immature asshole.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:54pm

    9:50 South Park reference win!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:50am

    Not gonna lie, as a female I know that talking about periods is the quickest way to get rid of a guy so I'm gonna guess she is either the dumbest bitch alive, or really didn't want to fuck you. Just puttin' that out there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:08pm

    Although I don't mind hearing about the dot. I have to admit, I don't tend to talk about the healthy shit I had earlier with my prior girlfriends. She probably should have just said she wasn't feeling well. So please, keep your body functions to yourself.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:32am

    9:50: laaaame. So the OP finds period talk unattractive? She was looking for a little sympathy, ya twat. What are you, 12?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:31pm

    I wouldn't fuck her with Chastity Bono's new dick

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:12pm

    That shit was funny! And hell yah, we have to give BJ's or hand jobs because me feel neglected because we are dealing with back pain, abdomen pain, sickness, bloating, and can't fit into our clothes for 7 days out of a month. So shut the fuck up, deal with it. Your date must have sucked, because for her to start jabbing away about her period, she was problem trying to get you not to call her again. Just trying to keep herself entertained on such a dead date while grossing you out. Kudos for her!!! LMAO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:28pm

    The whole bleeds for 5-7 days and doesn't die joke has been dead a lot longer than South Park has even existed. It's a dried up corpse that people keep walking by and beating.

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    Submitted by mascool13 on Sep 15, 10 at 6:01am

    In* not on

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 23, 10 at 8:49pm

    That happens to me. I don't complain to guys about it, but she did and instead of feeling bad that she has to go through this pain once a month you're mad that she said something that didn't make you horny? Guys are so immature, I agree with whoever said that this is your punishment for talking about your shitting habits.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:27pm

    9:26 You're not very well educated on human rights are you? Hell, lets be honest this text isn't about women's rights. Its about the debate of whether or not the OP is a whiney bitch. General consensus is that he is, unless the girl went into graphic detail Example "Excuse me, I'm feeling sick because of my period/ upset stomach" is acceptable. "Excuse me, I feel like shit and my pad is getting super heavy with blood/ i have to go take a massive wet smelly dump" are not acceptable.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:16pm

    well 9:06 apparently if you want sympathy you're allowed to tell her all the details about your poop. It is natural and if she doesn't appreciate it, it must be because she's less of a woman and needs to grow up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:58pm

    looking at the thumbs up and down I think that mostly women are responding here. Most respondees are making excuses and are indignant that the guy wasn't all lovey-dovey and feeling sorry for the bleeding bitch

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:06am

    why does the OP think that we care if her period hurts? Sometimes I put together a big fat turd that hard to push out. I don't go running to my girlfriend telling her that my ass hurts because I had a bad poop

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:42am

    Sorry dude, but thats life....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:14am

    12:02 Thank you Mr. Insight. Now go say that on a board where the female is called a whore and desperate bitch because there's implied sex. Fairs fair afterall.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:24pm

    Wow. 6:23. Human rights activism is totally okay, but women's rights aren't? Seriously. Wow.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:12pm

    Fuck you unknown error

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:50pm

    all i know is i don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 15, 12 at 7:21am

    I get fat and the runs while I have my period. Boys form a queue.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:44pm

    7:16: Huzzah! Perfect post for this thread

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:50pm

    So gross..why do bitches feel the need to tell others about their periods. Seriously.