I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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