So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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