You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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