i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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