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  • Your parents are second cousins and you have no defects? Problem with me, my first cousin and I slept together....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:57am
  • I said me and my first cousin slept together and you said.. "only in Tampa" well...I'm from Canada. June 5th 2:15am please tell me you're joking?...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:13pm
  • actually a third cousin is perfectly alright to have a child with, they only share a great-great-grandparent and the chance is on par with a normal childbirth for abnormalities. Some research may suggest that first cousins aren't as bad as most people think, but the social stigma makes everyone think twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:54pm
  • first I thought you were hanging out with cousins. Then . . . bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:29pm
  • But I don't want to be one of "those people"... you know, who bang their cousin....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:41am
  • dude, i've been banging this girl that i've known our intire lives. our dads are best friends, and we call each other cousins. just keeping it in the family! nobody cares in our house!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:22pm
  • i fucked my sister...not my stepsister...my blood sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:15am
  • Aha. The redneck part of Tampa. You must be from Land O Lakes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:30am
  • its probably because no one else will touch you

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:36pm
  • I know a guy who's banging his step sister. There's no blood relation though so it's just really weird, not bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Only in Tampa. ONLY in Tampa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:54am
  • Hey, 5:19, do a little fact checking. FDR did not marry his 2nd cousin. He married his 5th cousin. A very, very distant cousin. Though they did both have the same last name..... I also realize this is what a lot of people think...which is kinda sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:25am
  • incest is the best. put your cousin to the test.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:40pm
  • who ever wrote this is a GOD haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:32pm
  • Third cousins? That's not bad. It's legal to marry you second cousin in the US. Hell pres FDR and mayor Rudy Giuliani both Married their second cousins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:19pm
  • i think i know this white trash girl. her entire family consists of cousins fucking and marrying cousins. they're garbage. pretty sure she and her older brother have fooled around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Lmao May 28, 1:44! You rule. Ugh I should stop getting drunk with my cousin....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:30am
  • This person had to be from Plant City.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:02am
  • 4:32 is an incest loving douche, as is the poster. how is this funny again?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:00pm
  • hey, whatever! they arent your first cousins! do whatever you want!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:03am
  • Oh whatever, who hasn't been there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:17pm
  • haha i read this then sent it to my friend because she did it, only to find out her cousin was the one who sent the text!!!! shes from ohio not tampa, what can i say us ohio girls are just super horny. i dont call her vixen for nothing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:01pm
  • My cousin is super hot,so am I,plus we love each other. Incest ftw?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:03am
  • LoL 8:02 this one cracks me up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:36pm
  • dude thats not bad. my parents are second cousins.. w/e

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:55pm
  • not even close to funny. not one bit. you make me sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:17pm
  • this just sounds really really desperate. seriously..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:55pm
  • "incest is socially and religiously wrong" dude-- people in the bible used to get with their relatives; uncles and cousins and shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:20pm
  • i thought i did that. well i thought he was my cousin till the next day when i discreetly asked my parents how him and i were related. our parents met in an airport 25 years ago BIG RELIEF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:35am
  • 3rd cousins is bad? I've only ever met one of my second cousins. Never even heard of my 3rd cousins. Thats a pretty distant relationship, essentially strangers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:06pm
  • U wish that was the case. But it's not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:15pm
  • yea seriously, third cousin isnt back at all. stop being so narrow minded

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:40pm
  • alcohol and third cousins is a really bad mix...probably not a good idea to send your friends text messages about it though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:51pm
  • it's legal in texas... awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:39pm
  • i dont see anything wrong with that if you dont see her often. just a one time thing....whatever

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:31pm
  • I slept with my third cousin on a really drunken night, then sober. But we just found out we were related and didn't feel like cuzs. but now i regret it alot. people talk alot of shit. again i regret it ALOT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Cousins are okay...like cousins you've never met at a fam re-union or steps cuz there's no real relation:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:13pm
  • yeah dude thats barely any relation anymore anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:38am
  • Hahaha, this reminds me of my ex's cousin who hooked up with her third cousin. I can't remember if she was from Florida or Texas.....I'd laugh if this was her. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:37am
  • drinking with a cousin? weird. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Third cousin =! incest

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:47pm
  • id bang ur thrid cuz. and step sister too

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I have some hot 3rd cousins. never touched em though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:38am
  • same chance to have an abnormal child with your sister as to have one born with the intestines on the outside. like 15mil:1. incest is socially and religiously wrong, doesn't make it medically wrong. used to be the only way to remain "of noble blood" was to be the product of such pairings, hence the many many many fucked up kings/queens/dukes/etc you read about

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Yes it is. Incest is way less accepted/it's illegal Here unlike the a lot of the states. So...it is surprising. Don't regret it. But not proud of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:15pm
  • From canada. Hooked up with first cousin...drunk.... then sober...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:47am
  • You can marry first cousins in 24 out of 50 states. Third cousins isn't really bad at all. Besides the chance of having birth defects in kids between first cousins is only like one percent higher than between people with no blood relation whatsoever. People are just narrowminded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:38pm
  • i can't believe how many people are defending having sex with a relative!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:22pm
  • thats not even funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:55am
  • being cousins is just a built in ice-breaker. i don't judge LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Hey. It's third cousins, not your sibling. And sometimes it's not a bad idea at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:14pm
  • i just looked up the cousin marriage laws and ironically, its illegal in most parts of the south and legal up north

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:46pm
  • And they say that people only in AL does stupid shit like this.... haha... you've proven that wrong!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:37pm
  • what's a third cousin? I don't think i have any of those.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:09am
  • Thank gosh this isn't a 606 area code !!lol

    Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 5, 10 at 1:37pm
  • Maybe not. But first cousins deffinitly is. And this happened to me drunk and sober... no excuses really. So I can relate to this girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:43am
  • I'm essentially fine with fucking cousins. Until we're both in the room with the same person we call grandma. Then it's weird. But as long as you avoid that situation or at least don't procreate, then whatever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:08am
  • ew i totally am related to the girl who did this in tampa seriously so desperate and sick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:50am
  • As long as they're hot and using birth control, who cares. Far enough back, we're all related.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:02pm
  • it's alright. i'm into twincest. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:45pm
  • "Oh whatever, who hasn't been there." -raises hand- Uh... Me. but it isn't really that bad it's not even Mean Girls-esque.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Something similar happened with me and my step bros cousin...our parents broke up 2 months ago. ;)

    Submitted by erinmoee69 on Jun 14, 10 at 9:23pm
  • lololollololo love it. thirdcousins totally don't count as related, though, dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:44am
  • Definitely Land O Lakes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:58pm
  • What the hell Flordia?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:33am
  • Third cousin is not wincest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:32pm
  • It's only really bad if it's first cousins or closer, but it SOUNDS bad anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:11am
  • 7:20 was your cousin hot? did she swallow? any pics?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:42pm
  • i'd totally bang 3/4ths of my nephews... even the underage one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:08pm
  • third cousins are fair game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:27pm
  • jerry! jerry! jerry!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:19am
  • Actually...I'm from Canada...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:01pm
  • oh god, the same thing happened to me last week! fucking gin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:09pm
  • you must be from keokuk iowa

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:46pm