ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
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Your parents are second cousins and you have
Problem with me, my first cousin and I slept
I said me and my first cousin slept together and you said..
"only in Tampa" well...I'm from Canada.
June 5th 2:15am please tell me you're joking?...
actually a third cousin is perfectly alright to have a child with, they only share a great-great-grandparent and the chance is on par with a normal childbirth for abnormalities. Some research may suggest that first cousins aren't as bad as most people think, but the social stigma makes everyone think twice
first I thought you were hanging out with cousins. Then . . . bad night.
dude, i've been banging this girl that i've known our intire lives. our dads are best friends, and we call each other cousins. just keeping it in the family! nobody cares in our house!
But I don't want to be one of "those people"...
you know, who bang their cousin....
i fucked my sister...not my stepsister...my blood sister
I know a guy who's banging his step sister. There's no blood relation though so it's just really weird, not bad.
Only in Tampa.
ONLY in Tampa.
its probably because no one else will touch you
Aha. The redneck part of Tampa. You must be from Land O Lakes...
who ever wrote this is a GOD haha
Hey, 5:19, do a little fact checking.
FDR did not marry his 2nd cousin. He married his 5th cousin. A very, very distant cousin. Though they did both have the same last name.....
I also realize this is what a lot of people think...which is kinda sad.
incest is the best. put your cousin to the test.
This person had to be from Plant City.
Third cousins? That's not bad. It's legal to marry you second cousin in the US. Hell pres FDR and mayor Rudy Giuliani both Married their second cousins.
i think i know this white trash girl. her entire family consists of cousins fucking and marrying cousins. they're garbage. pretty sure she and her older brother have fooled around.
Lmao May 28, 1:44! You rule.
Ugh I should stop getting drunk with my cousin....
My cousin is super hot,so am I,plus we love each other.
this just sounds really really desperate. seriously..
dude thats not bad.
my parents are second cousins..
Oh whatever, who hasn't been there.
4:32 is an incest loving douche, as is the poster. how is this funny again?
haha i read this then sent it to my friend because she did it, only to find out her cousin was the one who sent the text!!!! shes from ohio not tampa, what can i say us ohio girls are just super horny. i dont call her vixen for nothing!
"incest is socially and religiously wrong"
dude-- people in the bible used to get with their relatives; uncles and cousins and shit.
yea seriously, third cousin isnt back at all. stop being so narrow minded
i thought i did that.
well i thought he was my cousin till the next day when i discreetly asked my parents how him and i were related.
our parents met in an airport 25 years ago
hey, whatever! they arent your first cousins! do whatever you want!
this one cracks me up.
not even close to funny. not one bit. you make me sick
3rd cousins is bad? I've only ever met one of my second cousins. Never even heard of my 3rd cousins. Thats a pretty distant relationship, essentially strangers.
U wish that was the case. But it's not.
Hahaha, this reminds me of my ex's cousin who hooked up with her third cousin. I can't remember if she was from Florida or Texas.....I'd laugh if this was her. XD
it's legal in texas... awesome.
alcohol and third cousins is a really bad mix...probably not a good idea to send your friends text messages about it though.
i dont see anything wrong with that if you dont see her often. just a one time thing....whatever
yeah dude thats barely any relation anymore anyway.
drinking with a cousin? weird. lol
I slept with my third cousin on a really drunken night, then sober. But we just found out we were related and didn't feel like cuzs. but now i regret it alot. people talk alot of shit. again i regret it ALOT.
Third cousin =! incest
Cousins are okay...like cousins you've never met at a fam re-union or steps cuz there's no real relation:)
I have some hot 3rd cousins. never touched em though.
id bang ur thrid cuz. and step sister too
being cousins is just a built in ice-breaker. i don't judge LOL
Yes it is. Incest is way less accepted/it's illegal
Here unlike the a lot of the states.
So...it is surprising. Don't regret it. But not proud of it.
Hey. It's third cousins, not your sibling. And sometimes it's not a bad idea at all.
thats not even funny
From canada. Hooked up with first cousin...drunk.... then sober...
i just looked up the cousin marriage laws and ironically, its illegal in most parts of the south and legal up north
same chance to have an abnormal child with your sister as to have one born with the intestines on the outside. like 15mil:1. incest is socially and religiously wrong, doesn't make it medically wrong. used to be the only way to remain "of noble blood" was to be the product of such pairings, hence the many many many fucked up kings/queens/dukes/etc you read about
i can't believe how many people are defending having sex with a relative!
You can marry first cousins in 24 out of 50 states. Third cousins isn't really bad at all. Besides the chance of having birth defects in kids between first cousins is only like one percent higher than between people with no blood relation whatsoever. People are just narrowminded.
what's a third cousin? I don't think i have any of those.
Thank gosh this isn't a 606 area code !!lol
Maybe not. But first cousins deffinitly is.
And this happened to me drunk and sober...
no excuses really. So I can relate to this girl!
And they say that people only in AL does stupid shit like this.... haha... you've proven that wrong!!!
I'm essentially fine with fucking cousins. Until we're both in the room with the same person we call grandma. Then it's weird. But as long as you avoid that situation or at least don't procreate, then whatever.
As long as they're hot and using birth control, who cares. Far enough back, we're all related.
ew i totally am related to the girl who did this in tampa seriously so desperate and sick!
lololollololo love it. thirdcousins totally don't count as related, though, dude.
it's alright. i'm into twincest. :)
Something similar happened with me and my step bros cousin...our parents broke up 2 months ago. ;)
It's only really bad if it's first cousins or closer, but it SOUNDS bad anyways.
"Oh whatever, who hasn't been there."
but it isn't really that bad it's not even Mean Girls-esque.
Third cousin is not wincest.
Definitely Land O Lakes.
7:20 was your cousin hot? did she swallow? any pics?
What the hell Flordia?
i'd totally bang 3/4ths of my nephews... even the underage one...
jerry! jerry! jerry!
third cousins are fair game.
Actually...I'm from Canada...
oh god, the same thing happened to me last week! fucking gin.
you must be from keokuk iowa