It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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