you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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