toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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