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  • 73 36
    Submitted by porksword on Jul 30, 11 at 12:46pm

    Probably an illegal landscaper. He'll work here a few years, live cheap, then retire early to a beachfront house in Mexico.

  • 67 40
    Submitted by dadx2 on Jul 30, 11 at 3:36pm

    A real social security card has instructions not to carry it with you.

  • 58 42
    Submitted by GODAWGS88 on Jul 30, 11 at 9:59pm

    Seriously, who still carries a social security card? Are you 60 years old?

  • 52 33
    Submitted by tayacb on Jul 30, 11 at 12:50pm

    Hahaha nice!!

  • 51 44
    Submitted by happy_hour on Jul 30, 11 at 6:36pm

    Got a wallet turned into me at work the other day with a social security card in it. Who the fuck carries those

  • 49 47
    Submitted by likeaboss77 on Jul 30, 11 at 11:57am

    How optimistic of you.