I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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