At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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