billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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