how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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