He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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