Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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