I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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