I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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