If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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