I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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