So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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