we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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