I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Randomize
